following on from my previous post about how I'm going to be out of action in the bedroom department next month after a Major operation on my stomach. i thought i would make a post about the toys out there for men!
T never really showed any interests in men's sex toys but me being a total perv wanted him to try one out!
so i went over to LoveHoney and had a look at all the weird and wonderful toys they had for men! and wow not only is there so many different types there is also a hell of a lot of weird ones as well!
after a look around i decided to pick stuff from in the ranges of male masturbators, sleeves and strokers, Tenga and fleshlights.
so over a period of about a year i got T the following male toys...
His first toy was the Sue Johanson Head Honcho, along with being very highly recommended to me it also ticked all my boxes while researching what toy i wanted to get him. First of all it is clear which is good if your a perv like me and want to watch whats going! I also decided that the opening had to be that of a vag as i thought it looked better and id prefer to watch him fucking something that looks like a pussy then say something that looks like a really bad mouth. were also both not in to anal so the arse ones went straight out of the equation! T really seemed to like the honcho, it most certainly got explosive results when we used it. However the honcho in our experience really doesn't seem to have a long life, just after a few weeks the honcho created a massive rip in its side. LoveHoney was kind enoth to give me a free replacement but that to didn't last much longer. which put us off getting another honcho and so put us back in the market to look for a new toy for T!
My look out for a new toy for T coincided with a LoveHoney sale! which included quite a few new male masturbators! so this time i really just bought for price as i was able to buy T two new toys for the price of one!
My first sale purchase was the Doc Johnson The Tube, which is basically what it says on the tin! its a UR3 material tube with internal ridges to stimulate. It really isn't anything to look at and did have a slightly sweet horrible plastic/jelly/rubber smell to it. but apart from these things it has become a firm favourite toy for T. The tube is really holding up well unlike some of the other toys his had and its also lost its horrible smell.
The second sale purchase was the Perfect Pussy masturbator, this was a bright pink quite solid rubber toy that was an extremely tight to get in to and internally. this was quite fun to use, as it was so difficult to put on. there was more then one occasion when the perfect pussy went flying across the room! but boy when on and in use did it make T come hard, he was a leg wobbling, knob sensitive, tired heap on the bed! sadly the perfect pussy had to be binned after just a few weeks as it looked like it had some kind of reaction with another toy.
Next toy to be bought for T was one of the Tenga eggs, as i wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding this range. i decided to go for the Tenga egg clicker. this was unlike no other toy we had tried before, it was so much more softer and looked more sleek and cool. But it wasn't as good as the other toys we had tried before and didn't really live up to the hype for us. It did allow us to try more things then what you can do with the other male toys, for example i was able to use it on him while giving him head. Though if your going to do this i would strongly recommend you cover the egg inside and out in water based flavoured lube as what ever the egg is made out of really doesn't taste nice! also be careful if you have sensitive skin, like me as it had irritated the skin around my mouth. The other thing with the Tenga egg is that it is marketed as a one use toy and why yes if you take care and wash it after you've used it, it wont last long as T's was getting thinner and thinner on just the first use! we both wasn't really impressed with this egg but we both have said we would like to try some of the other eggs to see if you really do get a different sensation and also to see what all the fuss is about the Tenga flip holes.
The last toy i got T was this fleshlight! i was Lucky enoth to pick this up on a Christmas day special over at LoveHoney for about £25! where they normaly sell for around £62! a total bargain and so had to be bought! was rather shocked though when it did arrive at just the sheer size of it! it is HUGE! and oh so so heavy! Its quite alot of fun to use even if my arms do get tired very quickly. it really does look like a vag and T tells me it would feel exactly the same as real sex if it was warm/hot on the inside. i find it a huge turn on to watch T fucking it esp if I'm using it on him and his playing with me while he tells me what he would want to happen in his fantasy threesome. There is a lot of fun to be had with a fleshlight esp if your in a relationship as you can act out some of your fantasy's without over stepping that fantasy mark if you get what i mean?!
So out of all them toys only two remain, The Tube and the fleshlight both of which i think will be coming out of the treasure chest a lot over the next month while I'm out of action!
i really cant tell you how much fun they are to use together, esp if your like me and have weak arms! ;-)
PS you can find my reviews on all these toys here!